We at BioCentury are disappointed that Celera Genomics Group and the public Human Genome Project have been cajoled into a love-in this week so that the White House can declare that the human genome has been assembled. What we really would like to see is a resolution of the much publicized dispute between the factions the old-fashioned way - bare knuckled in the squared circle.

The WBF Main Event!

Once-in-a-Lifetime Grudge Match

NEW YORK /WBF NEWSWIRE/ - The World Biotech Federation today announced that J. Craig Venter, the "Terror from Celera", and Francis "Double-Fist" Collins have been inked to a titanic clash for the Genome Championship of the World.